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Smart Condom (Conspiracy / Strange)

by Game On, Wednesday, November 29, 2017, 20:11 (13 days ago)

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Makers of the world’s first ‘smart condom’ have finally revealed a look at the 'game-changing' new device :-spat , which boasts the ability to detect STIs, assess performance, and even calculate how many calories you burned during sex.

The $80 i.Con Smart Condom isn’t actually a condom – instead, the photos reveal it’s a ring-shaped wearable

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5126313/Smart-spy-condom-rate-performanc...

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by Andy50, Thursday, November 30, 2017, 14:41 (12 days ago) @ Game On

How sad do you have to be to wear a device that tells you how well you are banging a chick :-facepalm

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by NastyMike, Friday, December 01, 2017, 00:23 (11 days ago) @ Andy50

How sad do you have to be to wear a device that tells you how well you are banging a chick :-facepalm

Don't need a device. I tell by how much pussy juice is covering the floor :-whacky

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by Ashton, Friday, December 01, 2017, 03:46 (11 days ago) @ NastyMike

How sad do you have to be to wear a device that tells you how well you are banging a chick :-facepalm


Don't need a device. I tell by how much pussy juice is covering the floor :-whacky

:-respect

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by An Alien Violated Me, Friday, December 01, 2017, 00:07 (11 days ago) @ Game On

A ring without a sheath doesn't sound like a smart condom to me :-spat

Isn't the tagline on the box "The Worlds First Smart Condom" kind of false advertising and against the Trade Descriptions Act :-think

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by Grover, Friday, December 01, 2017, 01:11 (11 days ago) @ Game On

Made by i.Con

says it all really

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by Ashton, Friday, December 01, 2017, 03:37 (11 days ago) @ Game On

What will it record?

  • Average velocity of thrusts
  • Speed of thrusts


:-hmm :-spat

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by System Of A Downs, Friday, December 01, 2017, 04:26 (11 days ago) @ Ashton

Remember the old days after having sex lighting up a cigarette and laying back relaxing. Fast forward 2017 and you run to your computer to plug your cock ring into the usb port to see what velocity you achieved :-roll

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by V3, Friday, December 01, 2017, 11:45 (11 days ago) @ Game On

The device also records the amount of calories burned, different positions, and can detect chlamydia and syphilis. All information will be kept anonymous - but users 'will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.'


Why :-facepalm


Sold 90,000 already :-spat

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by Rat Bastard, Friday, December 01, 2017, 19:13 (11 days ago) @ V3

Sold 90,000 already :-spat

Who are these sad fuckers buying this shit?! :-facepalm :-lol hold on honey let me put my i-condom on so I can plot a graph of my thrusting movements on the computer when we finish and upload it to my friends and family :-spat

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by Iam Human, Saturday, December 02, 2017, 04:26 (10 days ago) @ V3

Sold 90,000 already :-spat

We're at a point in human history where you can invent the stupidest things now and people will buy it en-mass.

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by Master Squirrel, Friday, December 01, 2017, 19:39 (11 days ago) @ Game On

My friend wanted to know if it fits a 2 inch diameter :-whistle

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by Ashton, Sunday, December 03, 2017, 02:09 (9 days ago) @ Master Squirrel

My friend wanted to know if it fits a 2 inch diameter :-whistle

YOU poor bastard :-lol you don't even hit the sides then :-spat

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by Rat Bastard, Sunday, December 03, 2017, 03:23 (9 days ago) @ Master Squirrel

My friend wanted to know if it fits a 2 inch diameter :-whistle

Your friend :-hehe


Master Squirrel has a small dick :-spat

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by Cyborg Ram, Monday, December 11, 2017, 18:32 (15 hours, 36 minutes ago) @ Game On

'game-changing' new device

Since the dawn of man we have been waiting for this device nobody said.

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